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According to the latest research undertaken by Mothers Anonymous National (MAN), we are all addicted to playing the PS3. It has been determined that if an individual consumes more than two hours a day performing a specific activity, they are addicted to it. Fortunately, we here in the KOR Public Health Department have devised a 6-step process to ridding yourself of this horrible, life-controlling addiction. 6-step Process[LIST=1] - Admit you have a problem
- Grow up to the age of 18
- Get your own place
- Give your mother a special ringtone on your cellphone so you can identify her calls
- Do not answer her calls unless you are in need of cash or can get her to clean your apartment for you without too much hassle
- Pwn nubs' cats through several dedicated hours of PS3 gameplay
Fortunately, the KOR Research & Development Team stumbled upon a miraculous curing benefit from the unique process undertaken in pwning the cat of a nub. It seems the mind is so overjoyed by pwning a nub's cat, that it no longer cares about anything else. It even forgets that it is obsessed with gameplaying. It only cares about pwning the cats of nubs through whatever means possible. Therefore, you are no longer addicted to playing your PS3. |
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I'm not insane. I'm just mentally disturbed.
I joke about anything that's serious, but I take my joking very seriously.
"Oops! Mom reset my router!" -Papa-
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Victor_G
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 12:35:45 PM » |
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papasmurf786
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 12:39:02 PM » |
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lol nice, and so everybody knows u can thank me for this, my mom is on a kick now about this and is on my ass 24/7 to not play to long. But I just :rolleyes: at her because I bought everything I use to play so what is she really going to do. p.s lol I got her to push it to 3 hours now because of my pwning nubs ways, lol I will still play way more then that  |
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xtruplayax101
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 12:39:13 PM » |
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its too hard i am stuck at the the second step i cannot grow up to 18
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Victor_G
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 12:44:53 PM » |
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its too hard i am stuck at the the second step i cannot grow up to 18 Yeah, me too  .....lol |
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marshmellow1328
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 12:47:22 PM » |
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No one said it was easy. For some, it seems like they can skip right over that step, but for others it can seem to take years to get past that part. We're not quite sure what the secret is for the successful ones, but we are beginning to think there is some correlation to the individual's age. Maybe it is the experience that comes with such an age?
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I'm not insane. I'm just mentally disturbed.
I joke about anything that's serious, but I take my joking very seriously.
"Oops! Mom reset my router!" -Papa-
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papasmurf786
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 12:51:01 PM » |
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well I am getting extremely close so that is probably why she is being just a pain in the ass about it now. Her last effort to hold on to me, where she can control me a little bit.
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xtruplayax101
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 12:51:46 PM » |
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hmmm from my calculations i think it will take me 5 more years and victor 4 more years to accomplish this
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Victor_G
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2007, 12:55:17 PM » |
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hmmm from my calculations i think it will take me 5 more years and victor 4 more years to accomplish this :eek: outstanding, your calculations are 100% correct, you sir are a genius! |
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xtruplayax101
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 12:56:35 PM » |
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finally i have a fan i have alot of wisdom to share |
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2007, 12:59:32 PM » |
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that wil work for me haha  |
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BlazingGamer
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2007, 03:54:19 PM » |
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Darn it, It will take me 4 more years. But hey, my mother let's me play whenever I want so it doesn't really matter!! XDXDXD
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jchocolate0609 (9:49:05 PM): wanna bet on that?
BlazingGamer05 (9:49:20 PM): Bet what? My virginity? Too late, evil already took it
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xtruplayax101
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2007, 05:09:11 PM » |
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wow u are lucky
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Bnick
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2007, 06:15:22 PM » |
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wow u are lucky lol my parents couldn't care less bc I am like a soccer pro and am in really good condition. Hooray for vegetating! |
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xtruplayax101
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2007, 07:35:37 PM » |
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no i am very healthy its just my parents dont like me sitting in front of a tv and playing video games alot
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